What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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