I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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