Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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