She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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