you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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