For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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