i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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