I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Randomize
