random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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