I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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