I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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