absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize