I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
this will be a night to untag.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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