I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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