they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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