I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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