Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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