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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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