I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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