who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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