I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Still dying that you shit outside
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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