Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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