i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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