I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Come on in and take your pants off
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