I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Farmville is her only friend.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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