You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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