if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Someone signed my nipple.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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