let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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