Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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