Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize