i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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