Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i think i have herpe
just one?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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