i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Drunk is not a location!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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