Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it glows. i had to have it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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