this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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