they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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