We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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