i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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