quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Swine flu is the new snow day.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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