GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
