I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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