I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
