she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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