I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Do I have a choice?
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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