i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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