I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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