the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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