Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I understand Curling. That high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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