We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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