Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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