check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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