Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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