Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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